Arbitrary Madness. Artistic Exploration. Dope Things.
Have you heard Jidenna’s song “Bambi”? It’s one of those songs you have to listen to a few times before you really appreciate it. At first you’re like “WTF?” and then you’re crooning like an old school playa from the himalayas. But I digress. I was listening to this song for the bazillionth time todayContinue Reading “Bambi.”
My favorite bit of advice to give people is “you can’t do everything.” Unfortunately, there’s also an accurate saying that goes, “those that can’t do teach.” Knowing this, you should “do as I say and not as I do.” Even though I try to be all things at all times, realistically, you’ve got to prioritizeContinue Reading “Wonder woman.”
I’m just sitting here trying to think about what to write, but I’m totally distracted. I’m with my dad and he’s watching the game and drinking which means he’s more hype than a five year old at Chuck E. Cheese’s. He’s either geeked or totally displeased, there’s no in between. And the talking is nonstop.Continue Reading “Hype.”
I have a friend who always feels bad when she’s “being such a bitch.” If you’re like her, I want you to open yourself up to receive this message: being nice is fucking hard. Being a bitch or an asshole means letting how you feel just roll off the tongue. Being nice is exercising the self-controlContinue Reading “Be a bitch.”
What would you do with a million dollars? Have you really thought about it? Don’t worry, this isn’t a sales pitch, I’m just thinking. My thoughts used to end at “bomb ass house and a couple vacations,” but today I decided I’d do the same I would do in the event of the zombie apocalypse,Continue Reading “If I had a million dollars.”
This manifesto is a work in progress as am I. There are certain things that I know to be true, at least for now. First, I believe in a higher power. I haven’t determined whether that is God or the Universe, but most of my teachers haven’t decided one way or the other, so whyContinue Reading “My seven truths (sat nam).”
