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I’m not the same person I was last year. That chick was perfect. Anything she wanted to do, she just up and did it, no problem. And her routine was impeccable. For a month straight she woke up at 4:00 am and wrote and worked out. She had a fire for life. I am notContinue Reading “New year, new me.”
About two weeks ago I decided to try being vegan. I think I hoped that something would spark inside me and make me want to stick with it. Saying “I’m vegan” is just so much easier than saying, “I eat dairy and meat substitutes to avoid the chance of stomachache…unless it’s something really good likeContinue Reading “Great ideas.”
The other day I got on my high horse and started ranting about them “youngins” again. What a shame it must be that these young bucks could listen to the radio and not know who SWV was. These same kids who disrespected Missy Elliot when she attempted a comeback last year would never know about theContinue Reading “Who sampled?”
The temperatures have reached their “holy shit it’s cold” phase, millions of people are remarking “gee that snow is actually sticking,” and sleep is life thanks to days so filled with such darkness (mostly literally) that we may evolve into nocturnal creatures. Winter is here, and no, I’ve never watched Game of Thrones, but I’d likeContinue Reading “Winter is here.”
This post will otherwise be known as “why you should just keep your ass at home next time you have a cold and your brain has forsaken you.” So today I went to Target… I know, I know. First mistake. But I was really good today. I only bought things off my grocery list apartContinue Reading “Bad decisions followed by bad decisions.”
Hey folks! December is here and you know what that means? November is over and I’m done with NaNoWriMo, the month-long writing extravaganza that drives writers across the globe to write 50,000 words a month (1667 words a day)! Yay! You may have noticed I took a little hiatus from my blog, but that wasn’tContinue Reading “New beginnings before the new year.”
I’ve always been fascinated by the concept of cuffing season. Mostly because it’s forsaken me the past few years. When the air gets brisk, my mind entertains thoughts of holidays with bae and getting dumped after New Year’s (definitely before February 14th). Yet nothing happens. My DMs stay dry, my legs stay cold, and IContinue Reading “Cuffing Season: 2017 Edition.”
Dear Hallmark Channel, I am dismayed at your lack of creativity, lack of innovation, lack of pizzazz. You continually disappoint me with your antics. I don’t ask for much. You’d be better than Lifetime if you found as many unique ways to fall in love as Lifetime does to drive a woman to mental instability.Continue Reading “Hallmark Channel, you disappoint me.”
Sometimes people tell me I’m a positive person and it lowkey pisses me off. It’s not exactly what they say, it’s more what they mean. They just say, “you’re a positive person,” but what they’re really saying is, “you’re one of those annoying glass-half-full people who wakes up with sunshine up their ass and I hateContinue Reading “Tell me what’s a positive person.”
I’ve read posts about how terrible shopping is, but this one is different. I didn’t know that I could hate shopping this much, it just happened. I feel betrayed. Shopping was supposed to be fun. It was supposed to be that thing you do with your friends to be happy. Now it’s the actual worst. ThisContinue Reading “10 Reasons Shopping is the Worst (Especially When You’re an Adult)”
