Arbitrary Madness. Artistic Exploration. Dope Things.
Sometimes people tell me I’m a positive person and it lowkey pisses me off. It’s not exactly what they say, it’s more what they mean. They just say, “you’re a positive person,” but what they’re really saying is, “you’re one of those annoying glass-half-full people who wakes up with sunshine up their ass and I hateContinue Reading “Tell me what’s a positive person.”
Have you ever written a list of things that would make you happy? Go ahead. Do it. I’ll wait. I wouldn’t ask you to do anything that I haven’t done, so here’s a sneak peek at my list. I want a beautiful house with a big yard for Cleo. I want to see beautiful places,Continue Reading “An exercise in happiness.”
This post was originally written April 2017. We can pretty much universally agree that fear is deconstructive. That it holds you back from achieving great things, that it’s counter to all the possibilities that the Universe actually has built for you. We strive to be courageous and think past fear. To leap when there’s nothingContinue Reading “Fear of…pancakes?”
In the past, I’ve envied those people who have a strong sense of what they want to do with their lives. The ones who set out to be a doctor or lawyer or singer even before college and who haven’t stopped even though they know the journey is long and hard. It just feels likeContinue Reading “Dreams.”
Welcome to Friday’s Top Five: a new, recurring Friday review of things I learned through the week. Or, in other words, something to ponder when I can’t think of anything funny. Friday is the perfect time to reflect on everything you’ve learned and prepare for your next Hulu marathon. But before the weekend officially hits,Continue Reading “July 14, 2017.”
Today was a rough day. The usual stuff, you know. Not enough sleep. Not enough sun. Constant rain. Bullshit problems at work. By 10am I was frazzled, by 2pm I was pissed, and by 4pm I was ranting and leaving work early. When my mom gets like that I tell her she should meditate. Today I had toContinue Reading “Be still.”
